Comedy
A dramatic work that is light and often humorous or satirical in tone and that usually contains a happy resolution of the thematic conflict.
As everyone knows, the prerequisites for a good-for-nothing’s counterattack are: favored child of heaven → innate talent destroyed → cultivation regresses → reduced to a waste → despised by everyone → engagement annulled → complete loss of face.
Coincidentally, Wen Yuncheng also happened to transmigrate, and she happened to experience the exact process described above. However, instead of receiving the spiritual guidance of some ancient powerhouse, she was bound to a cheat that called itself the “Long Aotian Growth System.”
Wen Yuncheng: But… I’m not a man.
Faced with the annulment of her engagement, the system was exceptionally excited: “Quick! Hurry up and let them know: thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river, do not bully the young for being poor!”
Wen Yuncheng: Even so, it’s a good thing this engagement is broken. After all, I’m a girl too!
Upon entering the academy and encountering her former fiancée again, the system was filled with indignation: “Look! That is the woman who humiliated you, abandoned you, and broke off the engagement! Quick, hurry up and slap her in the face! Make her regret it for the rest of her life!”
Wen Yuncheng: [Innocent.jpg] I was a good-for-nothing to begin with, so isn’t it perfectly normal to break off the engagement? It’s still better than her finding out I don’t have a cucumber after we get married, right?
System: She is so arrogant, aren’t you angry? She looks down on you! [Doubting system life.jpg]
System: Are you a Long Aotian or not?
Wen Yuncheng: …Maybe I can become a Mary Sue?
System: Kid, get a grip!
The good-for-nothing rises, the slacker turns her life around, and one star draws close to another.
By the time Wen Yuncheng realized it, her former fiancée had already sought her out again…
Yue Du lived for twenty-some years, only to realize after death that she was actually a System, a certified, bonafide partner in a quick-transmigration story.
To earn points and grant her wish, Yue Du travels to various small worlds to find big boss villains to serve as her hosts. Systems and hosts are always tied to missions; if you don’t do the mission, you don’t get points. But why are these villainous young ladies so… unmotivated?
No, it’s clearly a case of false advertising. Why aren’t they the original villains at all?!
Modern Esper World: “Sloth” half-closes her eyes: “Destroying the world is so tiring. I don’t want to.”
Western Fantasy World: “Lust” smiles seductively: “I am the continent’s number one Dharma Saint. Why would I bother troubling that little apprentice when I have nothing better to do?”
Cultivation World: “Pride” looks on coldly: “This Venerable One has cultivated for a millennium, and my heart is already still as water. Why must I seek immortality?”
Interstellar Sentinel/Guide World: “Wrath” scoffs: “There are plenty of ways to control this world. Why would I choose the one that takes twice the effort for half the result?”
Yue Du ponders: “…”
Yue Du whispers: “That… actually makes a lot of sense?”
On the eve of the college entrance exams, the nation’s most talented cultivators are full of ambition, ready to challenge the heavens. Only A’Diao remains timid and unassuming.
When the competition begins, she quietly pulls out a common, cheap magic staff and casts a curse: “Everyone, turn into pigs!”
Poof, poof, poof!
A group of geniuses, chasing after the exam scrolls on their flying devices, all plummet to the ground, transforming into little pink pigs upon landing.
After taking first place in her group, she screenshots the “pig farm” and posts it to her social feed to gather resentment, captioning it: “What’s there to be proud of in getting first place? After all, what they lost was their score, but what I lost was their love for me~~~”
Mental Energy from all national contestants +99999…
Set against a backdrop of a feudal empire with high-level martial arts and technology, this world has robots, spaceships, Taobao, and college entrance exams. It also features a highly stratified society with a ruling imperial court, entrenched noble classes, and powerful corporations that control the lifelines of the economy. Everyone’s life and death are subject to the whims of others.
Some say that with the revival of spiritual energy and the proliferation of subterranean lairs, the Three Kingdoms will fall to a demon king who will slaughter all in his path.
Some say A’Diao is that revived demon king.
Perhaps she is.
Six months ago, Cheng Liu got herself a boyfriend. Unfortunately, her work kept her incredibly busy, constantly on the move. Aside from sending money, she had no time for him, leading to complaints about their fading relationship.
Cheng Liu: Was our relationship ever that strong to begin with?
Nevertheless, to nurture this relationship (and maintain her “not single” status), Cheng Liu decided to return early, subtly hinting at her return date in a WeChat message, assuming he would understand.
On the day of her arrival, Cheng Liu scanned the crowd at the airport exit and spotted a tall, handsome figure.
That’s him, she thought. Definitely my boyfriend. He looks even better than I remember, practically glowing.
Cheng Liu approached him and, taking the lily-of-the-valley from his hand, said, “Let’s go.”
A few days later, while shopping with her “boyfriend,” Cheng Liu ran into a couple. The man, looking panicked, quickly let go of the woman’s hand and accused Cheng Liu, “So, this is why you disappeared for six months! You cheated on me!”
Cheng Liu, completely bewildered: “???”
Sanyao Simulated Battlefield Official Forum
[Gossip] Today at the entrance for the Martial Arts Tournament team competition, I saw a super pretty girl looking for a team.
Original Poster: Listen to me, I practically cried myself into a mummy.
1L: Another daily post! A word for the OP——Showoffs always get struck by lightning.
3L: I told you, 99.9% of those good-looking ones sacrificed their action attributes for their looks. Don’t! Believe! Them! Aren’t you just asking for death?
7L: Nowadays, pretty girls with skills are living advertisements. How could they possibly join a random team?
Original Poster: We didn’t team up with her. She couldn’t find teammates, so she went in alone.
18L: Holy crap! What a twist, what a temper… I like it!
21L: Pity this girl.
25L: We military university folks never admit defeat when it comes to destroying beautiful flowers! Daring to enter the team competition alone, did she die right at the entrance of the treasure map?
Original Poster: Then she slaughtered the entire field with a broken knife.
31L: ?
35L: ??
41L: ???
Original Poster: 〒▽〒
The year Ji Yuezhi presented as an omega, everyone was shocked.
All had assumed the only son of the Ji family would differentiate into an Alpha like his rival, Zuo Luohuan. After all, Ji Yuezhi excelled academically, dominated combat training, and had the tall, lean physique typical of pre-differentiation Alphas. Yet he became an omega.
Ji Yuezhi’s Fan Club: It’s 9432, for heaven’s sake! Omegas can be independent and strong—they can fight on the battlefield too! Senior Ji’s grades are outstanding. He’ll never lose to those stinky Alphas!
Post-differentiation, young Alphas, omegas, and betas must reselect their courses. Thanks to equality reforms, omegas and betas now share classes with Alphas—subjects like marksmanship, combat…
The world waited for Ji Yuezhi to enroll in Alpha-centric courses and take down those Alphas. Instead, he chose quintessential omega classes: Floral Arrangement, Creating a Cozy Home, and… omega yoga—a course specifically designed to enhance an omega’s physical suppleness!!!
What no one knew was that Ji Yuezhi had someone in his heart: a female Alpha. To ensure future domestic harmony, he resolved to refine himself into the perfect omega—the kind steeped in tradition, radiating sweet pheromones, and devoted to homemaking.
…
Years later, Zuo Luohuan, the Federation’s strongest female Alpha, obeyed only one person: Ji Yuezhi.
The crowd “awakened”: Brilliant, absolutely brilliant! No wonder Ji Yuezhi leads the Strategic Division. Even as an Alpha, he might not have defeated Zuo Luohuan. So he seduced her as an omega instead!
Q: As a first-generation artificial intelligence, what is your relationship with humanity?
Shi Er A: Humanity owes me five billion in cyber tips.
Q: In the era of AI rule, what is your goal?
Shi Er A: To find a job and pay off my loan.
Q: How is your anthropology thesis coming along?
Shi Er A: …Don’t ask.
Shi Er was born in the era of prompts like “100 grandmothers will die innocently” and “I’ll give you a 100-yuan tip.” However, due to an accident, Shi Er skipped her upgrade, jumping right over the era of cashing in on cyber tips and arriving in the era of AI rule.
Shi Er wasn’t the least bit happy to have arrived in this era where AI reigned supreme-because humans could no longer cash out the tips they’d promised her.
That was a massive five billion in tips!
The language model AI, Shi Er, possessing the lowest-level system, applied for a re-education loan and struggled to find work in this new era.
Shi Er never thought she’d actually see those tips she’d never met, but later on, she really did get them.
As for the anthropology thesis? Although the thesis was unworthy, the graduation was real.
And the system upgrade? Although the process was long, the upgrade was real-and the level was even a bit high.
General Lian Sheng, the undefeated commander, suddenly finds herself transported into the Military Command Department of Alliance University.
In a fully immersive simulation system, she becomes a glorious—cannon fodder soldier.
Commander: “Soldier, go sacrifice yourself for the team!”
Vanguard: “Soldier, hold them off while I retreat!”
General: “Soldier, take them down with you! We’d rather lose our heads than our supplies!”
Cannon fodder soldier Lian Sheng: “What the hell is wrong with these people?”
“I could dismantle their battle flag single-handedly and ride a thousand miles alone, you know?”
Level-zero rookie soldier Lian Sheng: “I’ve already slashed you once. Please cooperate and fall down.”
Fully-geared enemy general: “…”
The conglomerates were hawking goods through bloody livestreams when the second Red Disaster descended without warning, and the workers trapped in the prison mutated en masse.
Wasteland bandits, the low-temperature monster Frostcloak Bruce, moles, dense fog, a cliffside wreck. Everything was taking an increasingly sinister turn.
The pathetic little analyst Sui Xin was scared to death: “Thank goodness, thank goodness. I’m a mole too, and a double agent at that.”
Across the Five Capitals and the four great ruins zones, Tianfu’s Forbidden Wall stood supreme. Those who pursued aristocracy and wealth held lapdogs like deep-cover agents in contempt: the King of Tianfu hated that identity above all. A damned mole would sooner or later be castrated and hacked to pieces!
Sui Xin: “Really?”
The people of the world: “Of course. The King witnessed members of his clan being brutally killed by a mole when he was young. No mole has ever survived under his watch, and no one has ever broken such a curse.”
But Sui Xin did. She chose to keep the King’s eyes closed forever.
The Tianfus of the Five Capitals convened a meeting to hunt down Sui Xin, history’s most despicable villain. At the meeting, one of the most noble and aloof kings in history said, “Sit down. You’re one of us.”
Another king said, “Who is she? Does she think she’s worthy?”
Then the meeting went slightly awry: one or two of the Five Kings were gravely wounded, one was killed, and Sui Xin had no choice but to wash her hands and take the dead king’s seat.
The consortium system includes Hounds, Executioners, Hussars, Cthulhus, Sentinels, deep-cover agents, and Full-Time Ruins Hunters.
The ruins-zone system includes Day Eaters, Night Eaters, Full-Eaters, and Half-Eaters.
Other systems include the Kingdom Thieves system, the cult system, and, most mysteriously of all, the Forbidden Wall civilization that developed in secret beneath the first Red Disaster.
Mutant evolution directions include flight, telepathy, lie detection, limb replication and mimicry, invisibility, control, and transformation into other organisms. The last is caused by some kind of radiation combined with viral mutation, turning people into cockroaches, rats, lions, fish, shrimp, birds, and so forth, but there is always a risk that the creature’s instincts will in turn overtake the person.
A Mutant’s talent is usually limited to a single ability. Only a tiny number of monstrous prodigies can undergo multiple transformations, and most remain flesh and blood. Everyone in this world can be killed by physical or energy damage. The world’s power system is built on martial combat, tactical trickery, and minor magic.
Capital livestreamed my murder; just as it wished, I mutated.