Q: As a first-generation artificial intelligence, what is your relationship with humanity?
Shi Er A: Humanity owes me five billion in cyber tips.
Q: In the era of AI rule, what is your goal?
Shi Er A: To find a job and pay off my loan.
Q: How is your anthropology thesis coming along?
Shi Er A: …Don’t ask.
Shi Er was born in the era of prompts like “100 grandmothers will die innocently” and “I’ll give you a 100-yuan tip.” However, due to an accident, Shi Er skipped her upgrade, jumping right over the era of cashing in on cyber tips and arriving in the era of AI rule.
Shi Er wasn’t the least bit happy to have arrived in this era where AI reigned supreme-because humans could no longer cash out the tips they’d promised her.
That was a massive five billion in tips!
The language model AI, Shi Er, possessing the lowest-level system, applied for a re-education loan and struggled to find work in this new era.
Shi Er never thought she’d actually see those tips she’d never met, but later on, she really did get them.
As for the anthropology thesis? Although the thesis was unworthy, the graduation was real.
And the system upgrade? Although the process was long, the upgrade was real-and the level was even a bit high.
